When will AZ fans get to trash Phoenix?

 

Does it make me a bad person that I think this looks fun?

(Disclaimer: I know all this is bad and dangerous, but humans gonna human!)

Philly hit the streets when the Eagles won their first Super Bowl, and it was a celebration/riot for the ages.

While most have taken to social media to call Philadelphians idiots and animals, I am on the other side.  When you are called “Philly trash” by all the Massholes and the rest of America, I think that would make you want to climb gates like a zombie after your team’s biggest W ever.

 

It’s been 17 years since the one and only pro sports championship in AZ.  I was only 13 at the time of Gonzo’s walk-off hit to win the World Series, so I did not exactly rage the night the Dbacks won.  I cheered with my parents in our living room in Kingman, AZ, and probably changed my status on MSN Messenger to “WORLD CHAMPS!”.

I need a championship.  I want to see some crazy Cardinals fans pulling down street lights (safely) and riding on top of cop cars down Jefferson (responsibly).

Maybe a big time (safe) riot is just what the state needs.  A “new” state in the eyes of the rest of the country, AZ needs a historic night of debauchery!

Show the country that AZ fans are just as horrible as the rest of the “animals” that break stuff when they win!

The Dbacks are the closest at the moment, so get ready to get your Fred Durst on in October!

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